Backers Contest! - Write Something Funny! - FINISHED!

[Sektor]

Peter Shady regrets swimming with the lake lady.

'Captain Jack Baitman - Suspiciously found dead in fountain'. You can't kelp using this oppor-tuna-ty to reflect on life. There's something fishy about this death. At least his head didn't end up on a pike.

'Captain Jack Baitman - Slipped and drowned in the fountain'. You can't kelp using this oppor-tuna-ty to think of fish puns.

[Myrddin Starfari]

well since we're hooked on sea puns

Sailor Skate Fisher
Loved to talk just for the hallibut
But alas carped on too long
And then died of a cod

[Myrddin Starfari]

Here lies Andy, a mime quite handy
Had some trouble with a clown
Got so bad they gunned him down

Such a shame really, a mime is a terible thing to waste

(mostly just wanted to have the mime line there somewhere)

[Klytos]

And the game is OVER!

Thanks to everyone who posted some great tombstones! I've gone through and added some of them into the game, I'd tell you which ones but it'll be more fun for you to click on every tombstone in the game when you get it and see which one is yours!

Thanks for playing!

Shawn

[s_d]

Thanks Klytos!  It was fun 

[Myrddin Starfari]

drat, foiled again just when I was going to do a bunny pun fit for a graveyard audience