Backers Contest! - Write Something Funny! - FINISHED!

[Klytos]

Hey you bunch of legends!

Attached is a background from the main cemetery located in the wondrous world of Quest for Infamy.

Your job is to come up with some funny gravestones and we'll put the best ones in the game! Simple hey?

Here lies Steven. "I told you it wasn't a rash!"

So get your creative juices going!

~ Shawn

[Intendant S]

This is a bit of a cop-out on my part, since it's going on my tombstone in Hero-U (SPOILER ALERT), but here it is:

"I just don't know what went wrong."

[janx]

One of the best joke headstones I remember seeing was in Red Dead Redemption, it went something like:

Here Lies
Bill Smith
18xx - 18xx
His memory and syphilis will live on forever.

[SarahLiz]

I like this one:


Here lies Bill
The father of 9
He woulda had more
But didn't have time


Or:

Here lies mean old Edith McLane
Was buried alive, whoops what a shame.

[Lambonius]

I like this one:


Here lies Bill
The father of 9
He woulda had more
But didn't have time

Nice, that's pretty clever! 

[Lupin]

One I always enjoyed was:

"OK, you can let me out now"

and you could go for a great reference

"Here lies Dave Lister"
"Died 181"
"Choking to death while trying to remove a bra off with his teeth"

[Klytos]

and you could go for a great reference

"Here lies Dave Lister"
"Died 181"
"Choking to death while trying to remove a bra off with his teeth"

You're now my favorite poster.

[KuroShiro]

This one always made me laugh --

"Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young "

[ahoymehearties]

"Here I sit, broken-hearted, came to shit, instead I died."

[Intendant S]

"Here I sit, broken-hearted, came to shit, instead I died."

No, no, no.  End it "instead I crapped out."

[nidoking]

Departed? The "instead I crapped out" line could be Roehm's reply.

[ahoymehearties]

Departed? The "instead I crapped out" line could be Roehm's reply.

Ohhh, nice work - I like my original, but I like departed just as much.

[Lupin]

"Quit peeing on me"

[rugged]

Here lies the bones of infamous adventures killed by its evil step brother infamous quests

[asianmusicguy]

Sadly he lost his might he ate Marmite (poor bastard)