Infamous Quests
The Games => Quest for Infamy => Topic started by: Bad2DaBone on February 11, 2013, 09:11:33 PM
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Rayford is a bastard because.... well, we don't quite know yet from the demos, but the executed guy seems to hint he is as does using the sword icon on his house.
You can't just kill him without a small army of guards hunting you down so, how shall he be finished?
1. BRIGANDS- They straight-up kill the bastard while he's relatively unguarded traveling in a distant land in a way that keeps suspicion off them, then threaten/blackmail his successor who is either a brigand or a yes-man puppet. Kurdt marries his unhappy wife/daughter who is surprisingly fond of him. Brigands take control of the guards and enjoy a nice extortion racket in exchange for keeping the peace.
2. THIEVES- Rayford is framed for a massive crime-wave. Evidence is found leaking him to the crime wave, and the robbery of his house is viewed as being forged by him as a cover. Thieves bribe the successor and bring crime to a balance in the land.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guild_of_Thieves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guild_of_Thieves)
3. WIZARD- Being a badass wizard pimp, and Rayford harassing him, Prospero cooks up a spell of craziness to be used on Rayford. Rayford goes on a mad rampage, and is later put to death. Rayford's skull is later turned into a familiar, or his corpse becomes a mindless zombie used for simple tasks.
4. ??? Rayford is framed and sent to prison, where he is raped to death by an ogre.
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Rayford is a bastard because.... well, we don't quite know yet from the demos, but the executed guy seems to hint he is as does using the sword icon on his house.
You can't just kill him without a small army of guards hunting you down so, how shall he be finished?
1. BRIGANDS- They straight-up kill the bastard while he's relatively unguarded traveling in a distant land in a way that keeps suspicion off them, then threaten/blackmail his successor who is either a brigand or a yes-man puppet. Kurdt marries his unhappy wife/daughter who is surprisingly fond of him. Brigands take control of the guards and enjoy a nice extortion racket in exchange for keeping the peace.
2. THIEVES- Rayford is framed for a massive crime-wave. Evidence is found leaking him to the crime wave, and the robbery of his house is viewed as being forged by him as a cover. Thieves bribe the successor and bring crime to a balance in the land.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guild_of_Thieves[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guild_of_Thieves[/url])
3. WIZARD- Being a badass wizard pimp, and Rayford harassing him, Prospero cooks up a spell of craziness to be used on Rayford. Rayford goes on a mad rampage, and is later put to death. Rayford's skull is later turned into a familiar, or his corpse becomes a mindless zombie used for simple tasks.
4. ??? Rayford is framed and sent to prison, where he is raped to death by an ogre.
cackles at option 4 Of course, it'd be more fun to get him on your side. Nothing more satisfying than turning an enemy into a friend, after all!
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The ogre is also really ugly. And smelly. And he's considered to be giant-sized for an ogre.
And he has a LOT of ogre friends with him. :o
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it'll probably be something terribly humiliating, killer gerbils, tripping on his shoelace whilst trying to run away or trampled by that horse he scared off earlier.
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4. ??? Rayford is framed and sent to prison, where he is raped to death by an ogre.
Would the raping to death be happening before or after the ogre eats Rayford's flesh and sews his skins into his clothing?
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4. ??? Rayford is framed and sent to prison, where he is raped to death by an ogre.
Would the raping to death be happening before or after the ogre eats Rayford's flesh and sews his skins into his clothing?
You sick bastard! What kind of a game do you think this is?! You've got a dirty mind! Clearly, it would happen beforehand!
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4. ??? Rayford is framed and sent to prison, where he is raped to death by an ogre.
Would the raping to death be happening before or after the ogre eats Rayford's flesh and sews his skins into his clothing?
You sick bastard! What kind of a game do you think this is?! You've got a dirty mind! Clearly, it would happen beforehand!
If he's very, very lucky, it will be done in that order.
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REAVERS.
Bt
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If this line of speculation goes any farther, we're going to have to rename the game.
THE ARISTOCRATS!
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If this line of speculation goes any farther, we're going to have to rename the game.
THE ARISTOCRATS!
Finally this punchline is actually funny in a post ironic kinda way.
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well if the game was set in Australia you'd have death by drop bears
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Drop bears are awesome. Such big bloody things.
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and really quite cute when they're not ripping your face off