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Quest for Infamy / Re: Quest For Gory 4.5 inspired this?
« on: June 08, 2014, 12:49:53 PM »
Someone should pm Elsa this thread.

She can either be a psychopath with no friends and utter control, or just act nice, not ban people left and right over ludicrous things, and have friends.  This girl needs counselling, surely she can find some somewhere in Cyprus...

Honestly, part of the reason I even played QFG 4.5 to begin with was because her banning of it gave it such a "badboy" image.  When I read that in the wiki I thought, "Hot damn, now I REALLY got to play this game!"


She should just say something like this in response to everyone....



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"Hi, this is Elsa.  I know that my behavior in the past few months has alienated many and for that, I deeply apologize.

Sigh.... look, I know I got issues.  That incident when I was younger when (censorship inserted) really messed with me psychologically.  I feel a complete lack of control in my life and so, I've overcompensated by being overbearing online, and creating absurd rules as a mean to force people to bend to my will and I've then acted offended like they were Benedict Arnold whenever they did violate my, at times, overly harsh rules. 

I genuinely thought I was doing good and had all the answers but, now I see I wasn't.  I just trying to force everyone to emulate me and my own belief system, a behavior which is incredibly narcisssistic and similar to how dictators would often behave.

I certainly am no Stalin or Saddam, but I see now that I have behaved like an internet tyrant and for that I deeply apologize.

I understand now that I have been behaving wrongly.... whatever else, this board first and foremost should be about the Quest for Glory fandom!  That's more important than me and all my problems!  But my problems are getting in thw ay of that and that really breaks my heart!

Now, as for QFG 4.5....  I've created ONE topic where it can be discussed, as a compromise.  I won't shut this topic down either.  If the Coles permit discussion of that game on their forum then, by the Hellenistic Gods of Greece, I will not defy Their Will.

I actually did finally play the game and.... I still think it sucks.  But that's just my opinion!  I won't throw anybody's account into an internet bonfire just because they don't see eye to eye with me 100%!  There's no need to punish others for disagreeing with me, I see that now.  The world is composed of ying and yang and my instance of pure-ying (as defined by me) and crushing all yang, I see, is leading to chaos on this board.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODjWtoViNSQ" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODjWtoViNSQ</a>


I was wrong.  I see now that my behavior is like how Bernard would run a message board.  From henceforth, I shall strive to be more like Elsa.

Should I pose for pictures with me in a warrior thong leotard?  Only if people want me to, and I look hot!  If I don't then I'll hit the gym and get a smoking body and then do so.

Haha, just kidding! (or am I?)

But, hot warrior thong leotard outfit aside, Elsa is a warrior of pure honor and grace, and I shall strive to live up to her example!

For, if there be a better example, it would be the Paladin.  And the Paladin is all about honor.  A paladin may be offended by QFG 4.5 but ultimately, I know that he would respect the creator's right to freedom of speech no matter how much it might offend him.

And so- ALL ARE UNBANNED!  ALL ARE WELCOME BACK!

I declare a new Golden Age in the Quest for Glory Fandom, for.... I love you all! :) <3


P.S.- Seriously though, I'll post in a hot warrior thong leotard in Deviant Art pictures if anyone really wants me to! (does anyone want me to?  Anyone?)

P.P.S.- I'm being very serious guys! ;)"


And with that, she could win back all her lost respect.  8)

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Quest for Infamy / Re: Quest For Gory 4.5 inspired this?
« on: June 06, 2014, 08:15:29 PM »
Btw, Quest for Glory 4.5 has actually been talked about at the Coles' official message board before, and they've answered questions about it.... without banning anyone!

So apparently Elsa is more of an extremist and more offended by the game than the Coles themselves.

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Banter and Chit-Chat! / Re: The greatest movies of all time?
« on: October 23, 2013, 04:56:01 PM »
Well my favorite movie is actually the hilarious (but extremely offensive) Mel Brooks movie known as Bla, uh....

Space Blalls...  Yeah, Space Blalls...

yeah... that's the ticket.

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Banter and Chit-Chat! / Re: Worst adventure game you've ever played
« on: October 23, 2013, 01:10:47 PM »
Very well, I just have to accept that some people are just incapable of enjoying QFG 4.5's highly sophisticated, avant-garde humor.

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Quest for Infamy / Re: Hunting for reagents
« on: October 20, 2013, 01:21:58 PM »
I wasn't really a big fan of the combat system in the demo- it just felt kinda randomish, (click the right one of 4 buttons) like there wasn't a pattern to be learned and mastered.  I think a while ago someone said the combat system was being changed from that.

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Banter and Chit-Chat! / Re: The Miley Cyrus Appreciation Thread!
« on: October 05, 2013, 04:55:47 PM »
Dude, could you try and keep all the paedo/rape joke chat to a minimum while you're on here, it's just not appropriate and not necessary.

No problem, I promise I'll try to keep them to a minimum.  8)

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Banter and Chit-Chat! / Re: Most epic songs of all time
« on: September 30, 2013, 06:11:30 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4Jehu4flw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4Jehu4flw</a>

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I was actually disappointed that Walter got to go out on his own terms having made everything "right" in his head.  They did plenty to tie up loose ends, but I don't like that in his own mind he had won.  In time it might grow on me, but my initial impression wasn't great.


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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Mh7hhaqhk" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Mh7hhaqhk</a>



"In another state, another time and space,
A science teacher was fallin' on his face,
When suffering cancer, how else could he make money?
To help pay for his chemotherapy?

By becoming...
Mr. Heisenberg!  Heisenberg!  Aka Walter O'White!
Mexicans and Chileans and DEA Agents beware!
You're looking for adventure? Well, this is it,
With Jesse, Badger, Combo and Skinny Pete!

I said Mr. Heisenberg!  Heisenberg!  Aka Walter O'White!
“And now, an update on Mr. Heisenberg and the Meth Menace!”

In the streets of Alburquerque, you don't know what's next,
You only know Neo-Nazis have fucked up your shit!
When you check out your cancer diagnosis and the danger you expect,
There's only one course of action: Let's sell us some meth!

Mr. Heisenberg!  Heisenberg!  Aka Walter O'White!
He goes where no ordinary drug dealer would dare!
He's so awesome he can make two planes crash in the air!
If Jesse's Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit!
And Skyler's acting like a complete fucking bitch!
And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit!
Call the funky fresh lawyer Saul whose cellphone can help take care of it!

Mr. Heisenberg!  Heisenberg!  Aka Walter O'White!
You say Heisenberg!  I said Heisenberg!
Walter O'White!
Let's sell us some meth!

(BOOM!)

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Breaking Bad is way too scary for you, yes.  You should play this game instead!

http://www.gog.com/game/i_have_no_mouth_and_i_must_scream

It's very fun, light and relaxing, I just know you'll love it!  ;D

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Quest for Infamy / Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« on: September 13, 2013, 02:43:05 PM »
That'd be awesome, "Niley Myrus" would hit on you in the bar and Roehm would be grossed out.  But each time you take a drink she becomes more attractive and seductive until she looks like Marilyn Monroe and eventually they sleep together.

Afterwards, Roehm has to undertake a quest to get ingredients to treat the STD he got from sleeping with her!  ;D  It's later revealed that a good chunk of the alchemist's bankroll comes from treating guys that sleep with her.

As for why the men in town don't just pay to have her treated (or she doesn't do it herself).... she tried treating it several times, but kept getting the STD back so frequently that it was eventually seen as a waste of time!



Also, remember how back in the day everyone would show their friends the "kill hooker after sleeping with her and take back your money" thing in GTA 3?  Team Infamy should totally incorporate this!  This is the kind of thing that people would share and show off to others over and over and over again!  Plus, it could come with a long lecture about safe sex and STDs (to do some public good for the players), and it'd be the first game to show the repercussions of STDs since LSL 1 and Fallout 2! :)

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Quest for Infamy / Most epic things Roehm could do?
« on: September 13, 2013, 03:21:42 AM »
Post em here!


1. OWN A WHOREHOUSE

The designers keep making Tony Soprano comparisons... well, Tony's got the Bada Bing, so why not something similar for Roehm? (would have to be late game and -very- difficult to obtain as it'd generate a lot of income, or he'd need part ownership to reduce him getting too rich too easy)


2. ZOMBIES

What could be more epic than having the undead to do your bidding?


3. ASSASSINATION

Elder Scrolls has the Dark Brotherhood, maybe something similar here?


4. JOIN/CREATE/TAKE OVER A CULT!

Hellz yeah! L. Ron Hubbard said it best, no better way to earn a fortune than forming your own religion!


5. MULTIPLE PATHS

More options is always better, but looks like the game offers 3 primary ones as is.


6. DO DRUGS

If even the goody two shoes in QFG is allowed to smoke pot, Roehm should be able to smoke something else as well!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIm0BJ2eQwI" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIm0BJ2eQwI</a>



7. PICK-POCKET

Again, no way can Mr. Goody-two-shoes be allowed more bad than Roehm!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XUJ1GdIkw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XUJ1GdIkw</a>



8. HIGH DIFFICULTY

For those that like extra challenge!  At least as an option...


9. MILEY CYRUS

Hey, if Miley Cyrus wants to act like a hooker why not make her into one in this game?  You could even have her twerking!  :P (but Roehm would need to be -very- drunk to say yes)

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Banter and Chit-Chat! / Most epic online comics of all time
« on: September 04, 2013, 05:58:47 PM »
What are you favorite online comics of all time?

I gotta go with Ghastly, that comic is hilarious!  ;D

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html

(also, this is the 100th topic on the Banter board, woo-hoo!)

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Banter and Chit-Chat! / Re: Greatest villains in gaming history
« on: August 26, 2013, 02:34:56 PM »
And, of course, AM is THE most evil of them all...  Makes Glados look like a Care Bear.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk</a>

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I always enjoyed the "first person" hintbooks, like 7th Guest or the Space Quest series.  7th Guest read like a horror novel while Roger Wilco's ruminations were often times very hilarious!

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