On the 14th day of infamy, my true love gave to me - 14 thieves a' stealin'.
Bt
Pretty good idea, BT! Here's my contributions, but not having played the entire game yet, maybe you guys can help add a few more...
14 thieves a' stealin'
13 mages casting
12 brigands battling
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10
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8 drunks a' drinkin'
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6-ty thousand Kickstarts
5 public ex-e-cutions!
4
3 player classes
2 founding fathers (Shawn & Steve)
and 1 truly awesome adventure game!