http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/01/19/space-quest-roger-wilco-not-over-and-out/"...the equally terrible
King’s Quest II: That F***ing Bridge got a few years back"
The frickin' hell man? KQ 2 was an AMAZING remake of the game and all this f'er has to say about it is to essentially drop his pants and take a hot steaming load off on it.
"Labion, to the asinine story that features series baddy Sludge Vohaul (who wasn’t even mentioned in the first game) downgrading his ambitions from trying to blow up planets with a super-weapon to infesting one with an army of cloned insurance salesmen. True, Space Quest isn’t exactly known for its deep, emotive sci-fi plotlines, but that’s still
really bloody stupid."
Dude. IT'S A FUCKING GAME ABOUT A JANITOR WITH A MOP SAVING THE WORLD! A lot of comedy has stupid humor! Did he complain non-stop when he watched Dumb and Dumber? Does he get annoyed when he sees how stupid characters like the 3 Stooges? A lot of comedy revolves around dumb premises.
It's a comedy game. My reaction was just to laugh at the silly joke, not take it so damn literally.
He also dumped on QFG 4.5 as well.
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/06/09/saturday-crapshoot-quest-for-glory-4-12/"Quest for Glory 4.5 kicks off later, with the Hero attending the 10 year reunion for his... correspondence school course? I'm not sure if that's meant to be a joke, or just the creator having no idea what those words mean, never mind how to put them into a sentence. Hearing the event speaker describe his heroism as "a shoddy job of heroing that left that poor valley worse off than it was before" though, he slinks back to finish what he started. Cue game! And trying not to think too hard about canon!"
The hell man?! It's a frickin' joke! The correspondence school heroism course is actually canonical! He probably thinks that Frasier is the pinnacle of comedy and that everything else on tv sucks!
I really can not stand this guy -at all.- He's very obnoxious and pretentious and he acts like his opinions are all the word of God. He's like an annoying version of AVGN minus the humor. But because he's somehow gotten a reviewing job at some website he's been able to make reviewing classic games his cottage cheese industry, causing his putrid reviews to enter into the lake of popular opinions.