My lady love is fond of writing these, and whipped up a few to make me laugh. I thought I'd share them here:
Here lies the best tinker I've ever kno
Beneath this stone lie May and June.
Some say they died much too soon.
In life they were sisters known to all.
Taken from us with one great fall.
Here lies Mr. Ringer.
We can't be sure which one.
Let it be written upon this stone,
for the whole of the world to bear witness
to the memory and legacy
of one truly gentle and loving spirit.
Ripped from the earth and torn asunder
by an all-consuming wasting,
for which we had no combat,
a fine woman has been taken from us
and we will mourn her loss, deeply.
TL; DR - Mary is dead.
