"In another state, another time and space,
A science teacher was fallin' on his face,
When suffering cancer, how else could he make money?
To help pay for his chemotherapy?
By becoming...
Mr. Heisenberg! Heisenberg! Aka Walter O'White!
Mexicans and Chileans and DEA Agents beware!
You're looking for adventure? Well, this is it,
With Jesse, Badger, Combo and Skinny Pete!
I said Mr. Heisenberg! Heisenberg! Aka Walter O'White!
“And now, an update on Mr. Heisenberg and the Meth Menace!”
In the streets of Alburquerque, you don't know what's next,
You only know Neo-Nazis have fucked up your shit!
When you check out your cancer diagnosis and the danger you expect,
There's only one course of action: Let's sell us some meth!
Mr. Heisenberg! Heisenberg! Aka Walter O'White!
He goes where no ordinary drug dealer would dare!
He's so awesome he can make two planes crash in the air!
If Jesse's Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit!
And Skyler's acting like a complete fucking bitch!
And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit!
Call the funky fresh lawyer Saul whose cellphone can help take care of it!
Mr. Heisenberg! Heisenberg! Aka Walter O'White!
You say Heisenberg! I said Heisenberg!
Walter O'White!
Let's sell us some meth!
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