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Bad2DaBone

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Most epic things Roehm could do?
« on: September 13, 2013, 03:21:42 AM »
Post em here!


1. OWN A WHOREHOUSE

The designers keep making Tony Soprano comparisons... well, Tony's got the Bada Bing, so why not something similar for Roehm? (would have to be late game and -very- difficult to obtain as it'd generate a lot of income, or he'd need part ownership to reduce him getting too rich too easy)


2. ZOMBIES

What could be more epic than having the undead to do your bidding?


3. ASSASSINATION

Elder Scrolls has the Dark Brotherhood, maybe something similar here?


4. JOIN/CREATE/TAKE OVER A CULT!

Hellz yeah! L. Ron Hubbard said it best, no better way to earn a fortune than forming your own religion!


5. MULTIPLE PATHS

More options is always better, but looks like the game offers 3 primary ones as is.


6. DO DRUGS

If even the goody two shoes in QFG is allowed to smoke pot, Roehm should be able to smoke something else as well!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIm0BJ2eQwI" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIm0BJ2eQwI</a>



7. PICK-POCKET

Again, no way can Mr. Goody-two-shoes be allowed more bad than Roehm!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XUJ1GdIkw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XUJ1GdIkw</a>



8. HIGH DIFFICULTY

For those that like extra challenge!  At least as an option...


9. MILEY CYRUS

Hey, if Miley Cyrus wants to act like a hooker why not make her into one in this game?  You could even have her twerking!  :P (but Roehm would need to be -very- drunk to say yes)
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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2013, 07:13:48 AM »
You won't be disappointed!
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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2013, 10:47:32 AM »
You had me at whorehouse.   ;D
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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2013, 02:43:05 PM »
That'd be awesome, "Niley Myrus" would hit on you in the bar and Roehm would be grossed out.  But each time you take a drink she becomes more attractive and seductive until she looks like Marilyn Monroe and eventually they sleep together.

Afterwards, Roehm has to undertake a quest to get ingredients to treat the STD he got from sleeping with her!  ;D  It's later revealed that a good chunk of the alchemist's bankroll comes from treating guys that sleep with her.

As for why the men in town don't just pay to have her treated (or she doesn't do it herself).... she tried treating it several times, but kept getting the STD back so frequently that it was eventually seen as a waste of time!



Also, remember how back in the day everyone would show their friends the "kill hooker after sleeping with her and take back your money" thing in GTA 3?  Team Infamy should totally incorporate this!  This is the kind of thing that people would share and show off to others over and over and over again!  Plus, it could come with a long lecture about safe sex and STDs (to do some public good for the players), and it'd be the first game to show the repercussions of STDs since LSL 1 and Fallout 2! :)
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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 02:26:52 AM »
Can we do that in this game?  I'm replaying QFG 1 and it really is quite fun hunting down monsters and turning in their beards and claws for some shinies and potions!  ;D
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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 02:32:42 AM »
Yep. There's items you can loot from monsters which you can cash in for money.
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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2014, 11:49:25 PM »
It'd also be awesome if, when the Miley Cyrus parody appears and starts hitting on Roehm in the bar, if there was some obnoxious guy that looks like Robin Thicke playing "you're a good girl" on a violin or some other instrument. (only in a badder rendition than below)

Clicking on the Thicke-lookalike should bring up dialogue saying, "He looks like a nice chap but for some reason you get the feeling you one wouldn't want to leave him alone with their teenage daughter.

Also, the STD should automatically reduce all of Roehm's stats in half.  For added annoyingness, "Niley Myrus" can steal his wallet and have to be tracked down to get your cash back.

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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2014, 12:48:22 AM »
Quote from: Klytos on December 13, 2013, 02:32:42 AM
Yep. There's items you can loot from monsters which you can cash in for money.

Isn't that what monsters are for? Well that and weeding out the weak adventurer types.
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Re: Most epic things Roehm could do?
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2014, 03:16:54 AM »
I would just be ecstatic if ANYone would sleep with Roehm...I haven't been having too much luck with the ladies so far.  I'd even take Miley if she was hanging around...or maybe if Roehm, say, played the drinking game a little TOO well, he might even perhaps end up mistaking someone ELSE for a lady?

Too controversial??   8)
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