(SOMEWHERE IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION, IN WHICH ELSA READS THIS THREAD AND DECIDES TO PLAY QFG 4.5 AT LONG LAST...)
Elsa- "Oh... WOW! This game is amazing! The graphics, the humor, the the writing... it's so beautiful it moves me to tears! Whoever wrote this had the soul of a poet- and he surely is destined to be my soulmate! I... will do more than permit discussion of QFG 4.5, I'll form a class at Harvard to study its impact on the world and make it mandatory for new users to discuss it on the board! How could I have been so naive and blind all this time?"
(After finding the creator...)
Elsa- "You are so handsome and so... dashing! Have... have you cast a.... love spell... on my heart? <3"
Creator- "Yes I have.... now give me some sugar, baby!"
(The two make out, get married, have lots and lots of babies together, win the lottery, and the creator finally forms the multi-billion internet gold company he knew would be his ultimate destiny someday...)
THE END
(note- still a better love story than Twilight!)